P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee nen\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9 hollywoodsk\u00e9 komedie mi zpravidla nevad\u00ed, a tak jsem sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu shl\u00e9dl i film N\u011bco na t\u00e9 Mary je. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00ed intelektu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0161pi\u010dka. Jasn\u011b… Snad si n\u011bkdo vzpomenete na situaci, kdy hlavn\u00ed hrdina o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 vytou\u017eenou d\u00edvku, se kterou m\u00e1 absolvovat rande. A aby nebyl od sam\u00e9ho po\u010d\u00e1tku setk\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 bujar\u00fd, tak na radu sv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edtele\/soka ulev\u00ed sv\u00e9mu nadr\u017een\u00e9mu pohlavn\u00edmu \u00fastroj\u00ed. Bohu\u017eel \u010d\u00e1st spermi\u00ed mu uv\u00edzne ve vlasech. P\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edvka si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o zbytek gelu. A tak tak\u00e9 skon\u010d\u00ed.
\nP\u0158\u00c1TEL\u00c9! A\u017e do v\u010derej\u0161ka jsem si myslel, \u017ee tuto sc\u00e9nu vd\u011b\u010d\u00edme pouze fantazii sc\u00e9n\u00e1risty. To jsem ale netu\u0161il, \u017ee se s n\u011b\u010d\u00edm podobn\u00fdm setk\u00e1m r\u00e1no v autobuse. Nebudu jmenovat, to j\u00ed neud\u011bl\u00e1m a ani se to neslu\u0161\u00ed. Vystoupili jsme z autobusu a spole\u010dn\u011b pozorujeme jednoho po celou dobu j\u00edzdy podivn\u011b mumlaj\u00edc\u00edho spolucestuj\u00edc\u00edho. Najednou mi to trh\u00e1 o\u010di na stranu! A kouk\u00e1m, co\u017ee se j\u00ed to leskne ve vlasech. Zprvu nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b, ale pak p\u0159ece jen se st\u00e1le s\u00edl\u00edc\u00ed jistotou: doty\u010dn\u00e1 m\u00e1 zbytky ejakul\u00e1tu ve vlasech.
\nDusil jsem sm\u00edch a sna\u017eil se a)<\/b> neudusit b)<\/b> tv\u00e1\u0159it pom\u011brn\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b. Asi \u010dty\u0159i minuty spole\u010dn\u00e9 ch\u016fze se zd\u00e1ly nekone\u010dn\u00e9. V\u00e1hal jsem, zda doty\u010dn\u00e9 n\u011bco nazna\u010dit, ale nakonec jsem to vzdal. Snad m\u00e1 v pr\u00e1ci odv\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kolegyn\u011b. Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se budova m\u00e9ho pracovi\u0161t\u011b mne na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed zachr\u00e1nila. V\u011b\u0159te nebo ne, ale gel to nebyl!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee nen\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9 hollywoodsk\u00e9 komedie mi zpravidla nevad\u00ed, a tak jsem sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu shl\u00e9dl i film N\u011bco na t\u00e9 Mary je. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00ed intelektu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0161pi\u010dka. Jasn\u011b… Snad si n\u011bkdo vzpomenete na situaci, kdy hlavn\u00ed hrdina o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 vytou\u017eenou d\u00edvku, se kterou m\u00e1 absolvovat rande. A aby nebyl od sam\u00e9ho po\u010d\u00e1tku setk\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 bujar\u00fd, tak na radu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4mLP7-k9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1327,"url":"https:\/\/kotrla.com\/pmpro\/2003\/06\/literarni-strepy\/","url_meta":{"origin":1249,"position":0},"title":"Liter\u00e1rn\u00ed st\u0159epy","author":"Pavel Kotrla","date":"9.6.2003","format":false,"excerpt":"Tak dne\u0161n\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo Liter\u00e1rn\u00edch novin se p\u0159ece jenom dostalo k tomu, aby referovalo o zl\u00ednk\u00e9m festivalu, na kter\u00e9m m\u011bly sv\u00e9ho z\u00e1stupce. 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