{"id":627,"date":"2006-01-10T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-10T21:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kotrla.com\/wordpress\/?p=627"},"modified":"2019-11-20T22:33:17","modified_gmt":"2019-11-20T21:33:17","slug":"co-mi-nejde-do-hlavy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotrla.com\/pmpro\/2006\/01\/co-mi-nejde-do-hlavy\/","title":{"rendered":"Co mi nejde do hlavy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"PavelUk\u00e1zka z mil\u00e9 knihy b\u00e1sn\u00edka Pavla \u0160ruta P\u0159\u00ed\u0161ery & P\u0159\u00ed\u0161e\u0159i<\/b>, kterou v\u00fdborn\u011b ilustrovala Galina Mikl\u00edkov\u00e1 (Paseka<\/a> 2005).<\/p>\n

\nPAVEL \u0160RUT
\nCo mi nejde do hlavy<\/b><\/p>\n

Pro\u010d
\nvep\u0159 m\u00e1 maso vep\u0159ov\u00e9,
\nale t\u0159eba volov\u00e9
\ni kravi\u010dky na mezi
\nmaj\u00ed maso hov\u011bz\u00ed?<\/p>\n

To mi nejde do hlavy.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ece kdy\u017e je od kr\u00e1vy,
\nm\u011blo by b\u00fdt krav\u00ed
\na od vola vol\u00ed.<\/p>\n

A prase zas bez \u0159e\u010d\u00ed
\nm\u00e1 m\u00edt maso prase\u010d\u00ed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Uk\u00e1zka z mil\u00e9 knihy b\u00e1sn\u00edka Pavla \u0160ruta P\u0159\u00ed\u0161ery & P\u0159\u00ed\u0161e\u0159i, kterou v\u00fdborn\u011b ilustrovala Galina Mikl\u00edkov\u00e1 (Paseka 2005). PAVEL \u0160RUT Co mi nejde do hlavy Pro\u010d vep\u0159 m\u00e1 maso vep\u0159ov\u00e9, ale t\u0159eba volov\u00e9 i kravi\u010dky na mezi maj\u00ed maso hov\u011bz\u00ed? To mi nejde do hlavy. P\u0159ece kdy\u017e je od kr\u00e1vy, m\u011blo by b\u00fdt krav\u00ed a od […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ctenarsky-denik"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4mLP7-a7","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":201,"url":"https:\/\/kotrla.com\/pmpro\/2010\/06\/sverazna-oslava-machova-vyroci-ve-vsetinskem-muzeu\/","url_meta":{"origin":627,"position":0},"title":"Sv\u00e9r\u00e1zn\u00e1 oslava M\u00e1chova v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed ve vset\u00ednsk\u00e9m muzeu","author":"Pavel Kotrla","date":"23.6.2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Ano, vypad\u00e1 to tak, \u017ee v leto\u0161n\u00edm roce lze o\u010dek\u00e1vat p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky k M\u00e1chovu v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed z nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch a neo\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdch stran. 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